Manchester United Chants
All Chants Team Chants Player Chants Opposition Chants Songs(to the tune of 'When The Saints Go Marching In')
Oh when the Reds, (oh when the reds), Go marching in, (Go marching in), Oh when the Reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the Reds go marching in.
If ever they're playing in your town, You must get to that football ground; Take a lesson come and see, Football taught by Matt Busby. Oh Manchester, Manchester United; A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes, They deserve to be knighted....
Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!), Is full of sh*t, (is full of sh*t), Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t. It's full of sh*t, sh*t, and more sh*t, Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t.
(also heard with alternative lyrice 'Once a Blue, Always a Red')
Once a Blue Always a Manc Once a Blue Always a Manc
(not exactly a Man Utd chant but .. )
Who the f*ck are Man United? Who the f*ck are Man United? Who the f*ck are Man United? And the reds go marching on, on, on...
(to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera')
Steeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard, He kisses the badge on his chest, Then hands in a transfer request, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
(only the last verse is sung at matches - to the tune of 'The Red Flag' by Jim Connell)
United's flag is deepest red, It shrouded all our Munich dead, Before their limbs grew stiff and cold, Their heart's blood dyed it's every fold. Then raise United's banner high, Beneath it's shade we'll live and die, So keep the faith and never fear, We'll keep the Red Flag flying here. We'll never die, we'll never die, We'll never die, we'll never die, We'll keep the Red flag flying high, 'Cos Man United will never die
We love United, we do, We love United, we do, We love United, we do, Oh, United we love you!
Michael Shields got 10 more years, (der der der der der der der der), Now he's getting bummed by queers, (der der der der der der der der), 10 more years without parole, (der der der der der der der der), Now he's got a sore arsehole. (I should mention at this point, Michael Shields turned out to be innocent but the song stuck. It is kind of catchy)
(to the tune of 'Robin Hood')
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing - Feared by the blues, Love by the reds... Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs...
(To the tune of 'Seasons In The Sun')
He can pass, tackle, head, Michael Carrick is a Red. Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas, Your not fit to wipe his arse!
(To the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head, Tracey Neville's off her head, She plays netball!
(To the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red, Gary Neville is a red... He hates Scousers!
(This chant was first heared echoing around Old Trafford with the line 'makes Beckham look shite!' which didn't sit well with the bulk of Reds. After England were knocked out the World Cup in 2006 by Portugal the lyrics were altered to what you hear today)
He plays on the left, He plays on the right. That Boy Ronaldo, Makes England look shite!
(to the tune of 'Oh Suzannah')
Are you watching? Are you watching? Are you watching Merseyside? Are you watching Mer-sey-side?
My old man, said "be a city fan", I said "f*ck off, you're a c*nt!", "I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a city fan for just one minute". With hatchets and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners, We'll show those city b*stards how to fight,(how to fight) "I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a city fan!".
(to tune of 'Yello Submarine')
City's going down with a billion in the bank, A billion in the bank... A billion in the bank. City's going down with a billion in the bank, A billion in the bank... A billion in the bank. They're going down, they're going down... They're going dow-a-hown, they're going down... They're going down, they're going down...
We shall not, we shall not be moved, We shall not, we shall not be moved, Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League (again!), We shall not be moved.
(sung after United's semi final win over Arsenal in the 2008/09 Champions League when the midfielder was sent off for a foul that wasn't a foul.)
There's only one Darren Fletcher There's only one Darren Fletcher There's only one Darren Fletcher There's only one Darren Fletcher
(to the tune of 'Baby Give It Up' by KC & The Sunshine Band)
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah - nah... Posse, Posse-bon, Possebon - Posse, Posse-bon...
Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer!
(to the tune of 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow')
We're gonna win the league (again!) We're gonna win the league (again!), And now you're gonna believe us, And now you're gonna believe us, And now you're gonna believe us... We're gonna win the league (again!)
One Gary Neville - There's only one Gary Neville, One Gary Nev-ille - There's only one Gary Nev-ille!
(to the tune of 'She Wore A Yellow Ribbon')
She wore, she wore, She wore a scarlet ribbon, She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May And when, I asked Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said it's for United and they're going to Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley, Wem-ber-ley, We're the famous Man United And we're going to Wem-ber-ley
Champions of England Champions of Europe Champions of England Champions of Europe...
(to the tune of 'Yankee Doodle')
If I die on the Kippax Street Woah-oh, woah-oh If I die on the Kippax Street Woah-oh, woah-oh. If I die on the Kippax Street There will be ten blue b*stards at my feet, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! Use your head and use your feet, Woah-oh, woah-oh Use your head and use your feet, Woah-oh, woah-oh. Use your head and use your feet There will be ten blue b*stards at my feet, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! If my bones do not mend, Woah-oh, woah-oh If my bones do not mend, Woah-oh, woah-oh. If my bones do not mend Then carry me back to the Stretford End, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh! When we go down to Maine Road, Woah-oh, woah-oh When we go down to Maine Road, Woah-oh, woah-oh. When we go down to Maine Road, The city fans they s*it their load, Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
(to the tune of 'Bad Moon Rising')
I see the Stretford End arising I see trouble on the way. Don't go out tonight Unless you're red and white I see there's trouble on the way.
(to the tune of 'If You're Happy and You Know It')
If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap] If you all hate scousers clap your hands [clap, clap] If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers, All hate scousers, clap your hands [clap, clap] If you really f*ckin' hate em clap your hands [clap, clap] If you really f*ckin' hate em clap your hands [clap, clap] If you really f*ckin' hate em, really f*ckin' hate em, Really f*ckin' hate em, clap your hands [clap, clap]
Who's that man from Argentina? Who's that man they all adore? Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes He's our superstar Tevez And forever at United he will score!
That's why we're champions, That's why we're champions That's why we're champions, That's why we're champions
(to the tune of 'Agadoo' by Black Lace)
Anderson, son, son He's better than Kleberson. Anderson, son, son Our midfield magician. To the left, to the right, To the samba beat tonight, He is class with the brass And he shits on Fabregas!
(to the tune of 'Oh My Darling Clementine')
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, Put the scousers on the top. Put the city in the middle And burn the f*ckin lot...
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys, Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys, And if you are a city fan, Surrender or you'll die, We all follow United.
Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh, He comes from Serbia... He'll f**kin' Murder Ya!
(Sang after United came back from 2-0 down at Maine Road in 1993 to win 3-2)
Two - nil up and f*cked it up, City! City! Two - nil up and f*cked it up, City is our name. City is our name. City is our name. Two - nil up and f*cked it up, City is our name.
(to the tune of 'Lord Of The Dance')
Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country! It could be worse, you could be a Scouse, Eating rats in your council house!
(to the tune of 'Blaydon Races')
Oh, me lads, You should have seen us coming, Fastest team in the League, Just to see us running, All the lads and lasses, With smiles upon their faces, Walking down the Warwick Road, To see Matt Busby's aces!
In '76, This is true, A Trophy was won by a team in blue. It's been a long time, since that date So we'll sing a song That they f*ckn hate... 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum. We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum We all hate Leeds scum 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all) 33 years, (F*ck all)
(To the tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Home Again')
He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres! Torres! He looks just like a transvestite, Torres! Torres! He wears a frock, He loves the cock, He sells his arse on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side
Chelsea Rent Boy, Chelsea Rent Boy, Whoa, Whoa
(To the tune of 'Kum Ba Yah' )
He scores goals, galore He scores goals! He scores goals, galore He scores goals! He scores goals, galore He scores goals! Paul Scholes - he scores goals...
(to the tune of 'This It How It Feels' by The Inspiral Carpets)
This is how it feels to be city, This is how it feels to be small, This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all Nothing at all, nothing at all
(to the tune of 'Tom Hark' by The Piranhas)
I saw my mate the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele, So I asked, "Who is he?" He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney. Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Forever and ever, We'll follow the boys Of Man United - The Busby babes!
(to the tune of 'One Of Those Songs')
We are just one of those teams, That you see now and then; We often score six, But we seldom score ten, We beat 'em at home, And we beat 'em away, We kill any b*stards, That get in our way.... We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!); We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah.....
(to the tune of 'Take Me Home, Country Road')
Take me home, United Road To the place, that I belong To Old Trafford To see United Take me home, United Road
Fat Spanish waiter, He's just a fat Spanish waiter, Fat Spanish waiiiiiiiter... He's just a fat Spanish waiter
(to the tune of 'Daydream Believer')
Cheer up Kevin Keegan Oh, what can it mean, To a... Sad Geordie b*stard, and a... Sh*te football team.
(to the tune of When The Saints Go Marching In)
Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester), Is wonderful, (Is wonderful), Oh Manchester is wonderful, It's full of tits, fanny, and United, Oh Manchester is wonderful.
(to the tune of 'Oh Suzannah')
The council house (The council house) Is never full (is never full) The council house is never full Unless they're playing Man U-ni-ted The council house is never full
In your Liverpool slums, You look in the bin when you want something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums
Viva Ronaldo Viva Ronaldo Running down the wing Hear United sing Viva Ronaldo
(To the tune of 'When Johnny Goes Marching Home Again')
When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea! O'Shea! When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea! O'Shea! When Johnny goes marching down the wing, The Stretford End are gonna sing... 'We all know that Johnny's gonna score'
Que Sera, Sera Whatever we'll be, we'll be, We're going to Wembley Que Sera, Sera...
(originally the song was 'going to Glasgow')
Follow, follow, follow cause United are going to Moscow There'll be thousands of Reds, we'll be pissed out our heads cause United are going to Moscow
(to the tune of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?')
Feed the scousers, Let them know it's Christmas time... Feed the scousers, Let them know it's Christmas time
(To the tune of 'You're Too Good To Be True' by Andy Williams)
Oh Owen Hargreaves, you are the love of my life Oh Owen Hargreaves I'd let you shag my wife Oh Owen Hargreaves I want curly hair too
Opposition Chants (Man City): Let's All Laugh At City
Let's all laugh at City Ha, ha, ha, ha! Let's all laugh at City Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ji-sung Park Chants: He Eats Labradors
He shoots, He scores, He eats labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...
Luis Nani Chants: Hey Nani-Nani
(to the tune of 'Hey Nonny Nonny')
(to the tune of 'Hey Nonny Nonny')
Hey Nani-Nani ohhh! Hey Nani-Nani ohhh! Ho Nani-Nani! Ho Nani-Nani! Hey Nani-nani! Hey Nani-nani! Oh Nani! Oh Nani!
Gary Neville Chants: Neville Neville
Neville Neville, Your future's immense, Neville Neville, You play in defence, Neville Neville, Like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville, Is the name of your dad!
Opposition Chants (Man City): United! United! Rah! Rah! Rah!
United! United! rah rah rah! City! City! hah hah hah! Leeds! Leeds! baa baa baa! Norwich! Norwich! far far far! Scousers! Scousers! rob your car!
Opposition Chants (Man City): U-N-I-T-E-D
(to the tune of 'Nick Nack Paddywack')
(to the tune of 'Nick Nack Paddywack')
U-N-I, T-E-D United are the team for me, With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone, Why don't city f*ck off home.
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): He's Crackin' Up
((to the tune of 'Three Lions'))
((to the tune of 'Three Lions'))
He's Crackin' Up, He's Crackin' Up, He's Crackin'..... Rafa's Crackin' Up
Cristiano Ronaldo Chants: You've Only Come To See Ronaldo
Come to see Ronaldo, You've only come to see Ronaldo, Come to see Ronaldo, You've only come to see Ronaldo...
Darren Fletcher Chants: Darren Fletcher
(to the tune of 'Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by the Proclaimers)
(to the tune of 'Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by the Proclaimers)
Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Darren Fletcher! Da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, da-ren, DA-DA!
Team Chants: There's Only One United!
There's only one United! There's only one United! There's only one United! There's only one United!
Opposition Chants (Man City): City's Going Up But They're Going Straight Back Down
(to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine' - Sang in 2002 when City won the First Division. The previous season they had been relegated from the Premiership after only just winning promotion the year before.)
(to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine' - Sang in 2002 when City won the First Division. The previous season they had been relegated from the Premiership after only just winning promotion the year before.)
City's going up but they're going straight back down, Going straight back down, Going straight back down. City's going up but they're going straight back down, Going straight back down, Going straight back down. They're going up! They're going down! Going u-uh-up, going down They're going up! They're going down...
Team Chants: The Reds and White
Who's that team they call United?, Who's that team they all adore? They're the boys in red and white And they play with all their might, And they're out to show the world how they can score! So bring on Sunderland and Arsenal, Bring on Spaniards by the score, Barcelona, Real Madrid, They may make a gallant bid, But they'll only find the reason why we roar.
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): You'll Never Get A Job
(to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone')
(to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone')
Sign on, sign on, with no hope in your heart, 'Cause you'll never get a job You'll never get a job!
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): You're Not Famous Anymore
You're not famous anymore, You-'re not fam-ous any-more!
Opposition Chants (Man City): Stockports, Give Us A Song!
Stockports! Give us a song. Stockports! Stockports! Give us a song.
Opposition Chants (Man City): We're The Pride Of Manchester
We're the pride, We're the pride, We're the pride of Manchester! We're the pride of Man-chest-errr!
Opposition Chants (Man City): City Is Their Name
(to the tune of 'Camptown Races')
(to the tune of 'Camptown Races')
City is their name, City is their name, 32 years and won f*ck all City is their name
Team Chants: We Hate Nottingham Forest
(to the tune of 'Land Of Hope and Glory')
(to the tune of 'Land Of Hope and Glory')
We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds!), We hate Manchester City, But United we love you... altogether now... (and repeat)
Team Chants: We're United Supporters!
We're United supporters, Loyal through and through, Over and over, We will follow you.
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): f You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die
(to the tune of 'She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain')
(to the tune of 'She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain')
If you want to go to heaven when you die, You should keep the red flag flying high. You should wear a red bonnet, With 'F*ck the scousers' on it. If you want to go to heaven when you die
Opposition Chants (Man City): Kick 'em All
Kick 'em all, Kick 'em all, Come on you reds kick 'em all. If you see any blue shit Then fucking well boot it, Come on you reds kick 'em all.
Team Chants: If You Know Your History
Oh it's a grand old team to play for, Oh it's a grand old team to see, And if, you know, your history, It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh... We don't care what the City fans say, What, the f*ck do we care, For we only know, that there's gonna be a show, And the famous Man United will be there.
Team Chants: We're By Far The Greatest Team
(to the tune of 'The Wild Rover')
(to the tune of 'The Wild Rover')
And it's Man United - Man United F.C. We're by far the greatest team The World has ever seen.
Opposition Chants (Man City): F*ck Off Back To Stockport
F*ck off back to Stockport! F*ck off back to Stockport! La, la, la, la, La, la, la, la.
Cristiano Ronaldo Chants: There's Nothing You Can Do
There's nothing you can do when he goes passed you Ronaldo Ronaldo...
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
If I had the wings of a sparrow, The f*ckin' big arse of a crow, I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow, And sh*t on the b*stards below
Team Chants: We Want Our Trophy Back
(When the league is over and United have won, the lyrics change to 'We've won our trophy back')
(When the league is over and United have won, the lyrics change to 'We've won our trophy back')
We want our trophy back, We want our trophy back, We want our trophy back, We want our trophy back,
Darren Fletcher Chants: Darren Fletcher football genius
Darren Fletcher football genius (Clap Clap clap Clap Clap Clap clap-Clap Clap-Clap)
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): A Scouser Can
(to the tune of 'The Candyman Can')
(to the tune of 'The Candyman Can')
Who can rob your houses? (Who can rob your houses?) Violate your gran? (Violate your gran?) Sell cocaine from an ice cream van? A scouser can!
Ryan Giggs Chants: He's Won it Ten Times
He's won it ten times, He's won it ten times, That boy Giggsy, He's won it ten times.
Owen Hargreaves Chants: Owen Hargreaves Is Wonderful
Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful! Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful, He plays with Giggs, Anderson and Nani Owen Hargreaves Is wonderful!
Opposition Chants: Are You City In Disguise
Are you City? Are you City? Are you City? Are you City in disguise?
Opposition Chants (Man City): You're the Sh*t Of Manchester
You're the sh*t, You're the sh*t, You're the sh*t of Manchester! You're the sh*t of Man-chest-errr!
Opposition Chants (Man City): We Paid For Their Home
We paid for their home, We paid for their home, What a waste of council tax We paid for their home! They don't even go, They don't even go, What a waste of council tax They don't even go!
Team Chants: United Win Away
(to the tune of 'Jingle Bells')
(to the tune of 'Jingle Bells')
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see, United win away - oh!
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): Sammy Lee Chant
He's fat, He's round, He bounces on the ground, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee! He's fat, He's bent, His arse is up for rent, Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee!
Opposition Chants (Man City): Stockports, What's The Score?
Stockports! What's the score? Stockports! Stockports! What's the score?
Opposition Chants (Man City): Blue Moon
Blue Moon, You started singing too soon You thought you'd beat us 3-1, And now Howard Kendall has gone.
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): Have You Ever Won The Treble?
(to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain')
(to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain')
Have you ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! Have you ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! Have you ever won the treble? Ever won the treble? Ever won the treble? Have you f*ck!
Opposition Chants (Liverpool): You Are A Scouser
(to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine')
(to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine')
You are a scouser, A theiving scouser, You're only happy, on giro day. When your dad's out stealing, Your mum's drug-dealing, But please don't take.. my hubcaps... away.
Opposition Chants (Man City): Sh*t On The City
Sh*t on the city, Sh*t on the city tonight. Sh*t on the city, Sh*t on the city tonight
Cristiano Ronaldo Chants: There's only one Ronaldo
There's only one Ronaldo There's only one Ronaldo... (repeat over and over and over)
Nemanja Vidic Chants: Is it Nemanja?
What's that coming over the hill? Is it Nemanja? Is it Neman-ja?
Team Chants: From The Banks of the River Irwell
(to the tune of US Marine's hymn 'The Halls Of Montezuma')
(to the tune of US Marine's hymn 'The Halls Of Montezuma')
From the banks of the River Irwell To the shores of Sicily, We will fight, fight, fight for United 'Till we win the Football League... To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (They're sh*t!) We will fight, fight, fight for United 'Till we win the Football League
Gary Neville Chants: Neville Neville Is Their Dad
(To the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
(To the tune of 'London Bridge Is Falling Down')
Neville Neville is their dad, is their dad, is their dad, Neville Neville is their dad, He hates Scousers!
Wes Brown Chants: We've got Wesley Brown
(To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown. )
(To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown. )
We've got Wesley Brown, We've got Wesley Brown. We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley... We've got Wesley Brown!
Ryan Giggs Chants: He Gave Giggsy The Ball
(to the tune of 'Volare')
(to the tune of 'Volare')
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh- Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh- He gave Giggsy the ball And Arsenal won f*ck all...
